What do you do for a living?
The Dalai Lama reflected in silence for a long while, and finally declared, "Nothing, I do nothing."
"No, really," I pressed. "What if someone persisted and asked you again?"
"Well," he laughed, "in that case, I would probably say, 'I just look after myself, just take care of myself.'"
— His Holiness The Dalai Lama, The Art of Happiness at Work by His Holiness The Dalai Lama, Christine Cutler