"Loaded pistols are good for everyone except inmates in prisons or lunatic asylums.
"That's correct.
"Millions spent on public health are inflationary.
"That's correct.
"Billions spent on weapons will bring inflation down.
"That's correct.
"Dictatorships to the right are much closer to American ideas than dictatorships to the left.
"That's correct.
"The more hydrogen bomb warheads we have, all set to go off at a moment's notice, the safer humanity is and the better off the world will be that our grandchildren will inherit.
"That's correct.
"Industrial wastes, and especially those that are radioactive, hardly ever hurt anybody, so everybody should shut up about them.
"That's correct.
"Industries should be allowed to do whatever they want to do: Bribe, wreck the environment just a little, fix prices, screw dumb customers, put a stop to competition, and raid the Treasury when they go broke.
"That's correct.
"That's free enterprise.
"And that's correct.
"The poor have done something very wrong or they wouldn't be poor, so their children should pay the consequences.
"That's correct.
"The United States of America cannot be expected to look after its own people.
"That's correct.
"The free market will do that.
"That's correct.
"The free market is an automatic system of justice.
"That's correct.
"I'm kidding."
